Wednesday, December 02, 2009

Tiger Woods Issues Best. Wishy-Washy Confession. Ever.

"After denying that his wife, model Elin Nordegren, slapped him around prior to his car accident in the early-morning hours last Friday, Woods goes on to express his deep regret—primarily, for the fact that he's apparently been publicly outed as a philanderer" reports

The missive begins:
"I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves. I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. I am dealing with my behavior and personal failings behind closed doors with my family. Those feelings should be shared by us alone."