When we started getting invitations this week to join Fuckbook, we had to laugh. The only trouble is, there's that whole "unlock for me" business with the private photos, which makes stalking a lot less easy than on Facebook, where most sluts just make their profiles public and visible to Everyone. There isn't really critical mass on the site yet (our search for anyone under 45 and 10 miles from our metropolitan zip code yielded only 2 results), but soon, our fine fag friends, this could be the new Adam for Adam. It has a nice ring to it right: "Are we Fuckbook friends?"