Thursday, November 13, 2008

Starting NOW: New Rules for 11/13/08

Jill writes:

  • No more Guitar Hero “Risky Business” parody commercials, with D-list celebrities playing air guitar to “Old Time Rock ‘N Roll” in their underwear. It’s not working. Seeing David Cook in a pair of tightie whitie’s isn’t making me want to play Guitar Hero… it’s making me want to buy him a penis pump.

  • The talking E-Trade baby has to shut the hell up. Didn’t we learn anything from Look Who’s Talking Too? Talking babies aren’t cute… they’re creepy and annoying. And besides, if I wanted financial advice from someone who throws up 3 times a day and has a limited vocabulary, I’d call Lindsay Lohan.
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