Tuesday, July 26, 2016

Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth & Chris Pine: Who Is Winning the Chris Wars?

What are the Chris Wars? It’s the war that has been waged for the past several millennia — sorry, hang on, I’m getting new information — for the past five years, between: Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth, and Chris Pine. The rules of Chris Wars are simple: Seven categories, weighted equally, with points awarded based on placement within each category. Each category measures something different, while also serving to measure the exact same thing — the most essential and fundamental quality that a Chris can have in the world: Chris-ness. Three Chrises — Evans, Pine, and Hemsworth — enter. One Chris leaves. This is their story. READ MORE