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Six reasons why celebrities should never record themselves - before, during or after - having sex

1. It may be the only performance they'll ever be remembered for.

2.It may be the only performance they'll never be remembered for.

3. Your mother doesn't like that bitch/bastard you're f***ing with any better than she likes your spouse.


4. Your dad keeps showing his copy at all the local stags and neighborhood poker nights.

5. You may think you're ready for your close up, but the camera never lies.

6. The last thing you want to hear is,
"You're no great dane!" (NSFW)

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