Thursday, August 12, 2010

Actors TOO Sexy For Their Shirts!

"Some actors are just so hot they can’t make it through an entire movie without at least one shirtless scene. The kind of scene that makes sports flicks bearable, or the one you'll sit through action movies for, where the jack-up, super sexy lead rips off his shirt to either kick someone’s ass or knock some boots," writes Koryn Kennedy. "These movie star hotties don’t really have a choice: mere mortal fabrics can’t contain their godly physiques!"

Christian Bale, American Psycho (2000)
The movie is beyond gruesome, a dark, blood-splattered satire. Bale’s character Patrick Bateman is disturbing and misogynistic. So what? I’d still eat dinner off those abs.

Patrick Swayze, Dirty Dancing (1987)
There’s a reason why pop princesses routinely marry their backup dancers. Their bodies are made out of granite, they know how to move their hips and they understand rhythm. The winning argument for this is Patrick Swayze in the most erotically-charged Hollywood movie about a family vacation ever.

Hugh Jackman, Australia (2008)
According to this film, being a roughneck in the Australian outback forces a guy to strip off his shirt constantly. Jackman’s chest is the kind of chest that makes you want to be his shirt, just so that, before he strips it off, you can spend all day stretched across it while it flexes and sweats in the heat.

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