Monday, September 22, 2008

Hi, Everyone! Have a great Monday!

Here's a cute joke to start your day off with:

Tom is getting into the shower just as Ned, his boyfriend, is finishing up his, when they hear the doorbell ring.

Ned says, “I'll get it, Tom.” He quickly wraps himself in a towel and runs downstairs. When he opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.

Before Ned can say a word, Bob says to him, “I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.”

Ned thinks about it for a brief moment, then decides to drop his towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands him $800 and leaves. Ned wraps himself back up in the towel and runs upstairs to Tom.

When Ned gets back upstairs, Tom asks, “Who was that?”

Ned replies: “It was Bob, our next door neighbor.”

“Great,” Tom says, “he didn't happen to mention anything about the $800 he owes me, did he?”